Going on Safari
the practice of using an otherwise unused web browser for the purposes of discreetly looking up p-rn, thus hiding embar-ssing cookies from say a girlfriend or wife.
jenny had left for the day, the coast was clear, time to ‘go on safari’
or
jenny came home early and found me ‘going on safari’
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