going to bed
code for losers who don’t get any p-ssy to say they are going to bed but in actuality they are going to jerk off. trying to sound like they are too cool.
matt just made a jib jab video of a buddy dancing but we all knew he was going to spank his monkey and he told us he was “going to bed”.
telling people during a party that you’re going to sleep but rarely end up in a bed
guy 1: dude its 5am im going to bed
guy 2: b-tch get off my counter
guy 1: sorry
when you decide to move away from your computer to “sleep” when you really just lie in bed with your phone.
man i really should start “going to bed,” i’ve been on the computer for like 9 hours.
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