Going To Monkey Town


the intent and execution of becoming belligerently drunk, p-ssing out in an exposed stairwell, and waking to realize that your wallet is missing, you have blood covering your face, and you have pantyhose trailing out of your bag.

also a popular pc room in seoul, south korea
a: dude! where did you go last night? we looked for you for like 2 hours and couldn’t find you anywhere? are you ok? wtf is that in your bag?

b: uhhh, i said i was going to monkey town last night. well, i did. i might need st-tches. stop shouting. please.

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