Going to Siege
in the eighteenth century people talked of “taking a voyage to the spice islands,” in the nineteenth century gentlemen would “ease themselves.” but back in medieval times a knight would tell people that he was “going to siege.”
“where did angus run off too?”
“he ran to the water closet, he said he was going to siege.”
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