Going to Target
leaving the proximity of other people, to find a secluded, like the target dressing rooms, to beat your meat until your hands fall off.
guy #1: hey, i’m going to target.
guy #2: oh, really? can you pick me up some pistachios?
guy #1: not that kind of target.
guy #2: oh…
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