goitcha


a somewhat inappropriate act popularized in britain during the mid to late 1700’s in which the crotch of a family member is playfully grabbed by a fellow family member.
dad: goitcha!
-dad proceeds to grab his daughter’s crotch-
daughter: dad! stop it with the goitcha already!

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