goitzed


a state of ridiculous drunkenness, while still managing to be the life of the party. may be accompanied by random vomiting, and an almost instantaneous recovery.
wow, danny sure got goitzed last night, i nearly peed myself watching him moonwalk out of the bathroom blowing kisses.

i can’t wait till the pub crawl on friday! i’m going to get goitzed!

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