Golbez
a large sack, comprised mainly of lard and blubber.
is a total failure at modding forums, and often verbally abuses people when they do not share the same views as he does.
someone: hey guys, mgs4 looks pretty good!
golbez: lol no it dusnt you f-gort sony was never good now brb while i play generic rpgs on my sony playstation 2
bad -ss motherf-cker in full plate mail
golbez(cecil’s brother)
golbez is the last of his people the last son of a long forgoten second moon
golbez just killed some dude
n: a large (over 6′ 5″) white female that can school you and your mother at basketball.
v: the act of making someone say “what in the h-ll?!?!” by any means necessary.
n: did you see cindy. holy cr-p she is one golly of a golbez.
v: man cindy just golbezed all up in your sheet.
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