this is an utmost act that you will not find in the kama sutra. to those who know what a cleveland steamer is or the more advanced cincinnati steamer, the gold dollar crepe takes cr-ppy jokes to a new level. a gold dollar crepe is when you are relaxed and laying down. a young child in diapers or pullups has not been freshly changed climbs up to your head and repeatedly sits in a bouncing motion on your face or head.
“daddy is taking a nap, go wake him up with a gold dollar crepe”
- tow hoe
an un-independent single fat mother who likes to be choked slapped and beaten during -n-l s-x with tow truck operators. yea that big b-tch behind the gl-ss at the office won’t clear my call cause she is to worried about getting the d from all the drivers…. that b-tch a tow hoe!!
- apple slapping
an act performed when you bang your girl’s v-g-n- backdoor style and your apple bag slaps violently against her thighs making a clapping sound as if a tidal wave is pounding the coastline boy,kevin was apple slapping heather’s v-g-n- with a top speed of 40 knots
the fact that being chubby tends to include bigger b–bs (male or female). sure she has double d cups…at 300lbs they’re mostly chubb–bies.
- the squires pickle
refer’s to: as is, a male’s reproductive organ, fallows penile p-n-s “you wanna succ the squire’s pickle” “only if the tips don’t touch”
- chasing the rabbit down the hole
something that is very common to observe mensa (high iq) members doing when discussing a topic. they’ll start off on one topic, but will usually veer off topic several times in rapid succession and end up talking about something totally different than when they started. this can happen within first few minutes of the discussion. […]