Gold Grower


a woman too dumb to be a gold digger, but believes she is. she is in turn used to make money for the man she believes she is taking advantage of, usually as a prost-tute or p-rnographic actress.
d-mn, sherri thinks she’s spending all my dough, but that b-tch made me 1,000 bucks today, she ain’t no gold digger, she’s a gold grower.

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