Gold Medal


the act of eating a girl out while she is preforming a handstand.
dude do you see that girl doing the handstand over there? she is just asking for a gold medal.
another term for having a large p-n-s, derived from the fact that trojan magnum (large size) condoms come in a gold foil wrapper.
hey baby i don’t know if you’ve ever gone gold medal before but its a whole different experience.
after giving a girl a pearl necklace, you urinate on her neck
that girl was really freaky. she didn’t want me to just c-m on her neck, she wanted me to r. kelly her. so i gave her a gold medal.

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