gold star mom
a mother who became pregnant on her very first time having s-x. marital, obviously.
gold star moms are very responsible guardians of their v-g-n-s, and birth the healthiest babies. they are the ant-thesis of sl-tty single moms.
the cackling hens at the pta meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the gold star mom.
#gold star lesbian #gold star family
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