Goldeen


goldeen is a water-type pokemon.

she is a colorful fish, with her most predominant colors being orange and white. she has a horn on her head, which she commonly uses for her horn attack.

goldeen is also known as “the water queen.”
goldeen, i choose you!
the act of applying a handful of gold bond foot powder mixed with a small dash of listerine mouthwash, swished around in one’s hand til slightly dissolved to one’s crotch. hurts like a m-f- at first, but cools down to be refreshingly sensational. addicting

the word also applies to the mixture itself
dude, i just had my first goldeen and it burns so baddd

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