Golden Bag


(n.) an act combining the press of a teabag with simultaneous urination, ala golden showers. the golden bag, however, need not be done for s-xual gratification.
it’s a bit messy to upgrade a regular teabagging to a golden bag, but it sends a strong message.
(n.) an act combining the press of a teabag with simultaneous urination, ala golden showers. the golden bag, however, need not be done for s-xual gratification.
it’s a bit messy to upgrade a regular teabagging to a golden bag, but it sends a strong message.
a treat found on the 9 tastes menu. sounds s-xual in nature….but really isnt. its like a crab rangoon with vegetables and sh-t instead of crab and j-zz
what would you like? id like your special golden bags….all up in me.

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