when your lover pees on you in the shower while one of you sticks a finger (or tongue) in the other’s b-m.
“hey sweetheart, hop in the shower with me and let me give you a golden buzzer to start the morning off right”
- izzy male
that one guy in the back of the room humming “panic! at the disco” or “fall out boy” for no reason and when you try and make conversation he makes horrible jokes and treats you like his bestie and just loves everything. hey, izzy, what’s your favorite color? every color. thats izzy (male) for ya.
- banana peel fairy
a magical creature that breaks into your home at night when you sleep with a banana peel under your pillow. the fairy then takes the banana peel and proceeds to eat a sleeve of ritz crackers in your bed next to you, leaving crumbs everywhere. i cant wait for the banana peel fairy to crumb […]
like caligula in ancient rome birthplace of democracy . covfefegula is donald trump’s twitter personality and failing leadership style. #covfefegula is a man boy that cannot spell who is so despised by the m-sses that instead of leadership he will har-ss, attempt to intimidate, embare -ss , subvert the const-tution, emulate & compliment dictators and […]
when you are in a conversation and you don’t know what the f-ck the other guy is saying. you either think he/she is confessing that they are h-m-s-xual or they are saying a nasty s-x position or technique they used jason: so yesterday night i sniffed my first queaf and it was ….yadda yadda yadda […]
someone’s att-tude after they visit or live in california. typically someone with a demanding att-tude along with some pretentiousness. ricky! you got a calitude now!