Golden Cookie


the result from not wiping your -ss after taking a p–p and then walking around with remnants of p–p around your -n-s. usually the result from not remembering to wipe or from the result of just purposely not wiping. can cause your future farts to smell worse.
steve ended up with a golden cookie after forgetting to wipe after he took a huge dump.
the yellow spot that results from c-m that has splotched on a surface and left for a very long time.
ugh, i pulled my mattress away from the wall the other day and there was this giant golden cookie on the wall– i totally forgot to take care of that one!

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