golden corral


the place where rednecks and senior citizens come to dine every single day.
usual golden corral guest = no teeth
golden corral is a huge buffet where rednecks, hoosiers, and poor people go to eat as much as they want until they literally throw up on the floor and make their server clean it up. if you eat at the golden corral, expect to constantly be asked for money by the crackheads sitting next to you. if you are eating at golden corral and you have to either pee, p–p, or throw up, simply do it on the floor right next to your table and your server will clean it up and the end of the day.
ieesha: hey sha-nae-nae, golden corral is now accepting food stamps!

sha-nae-nae: girl you trippin why would i waste my food stamps at golden corral?
to lose control of one’s bowels due to a spontaneous onset of diarrhea from eating at golden corral.
unable to arrive quickly enough to my next destination (and the next available restroom), i golden corralled in my pants and had to drive home in a pseudo-standing position.
resturant where behemoths gorge themselves with sh-tty food.
john: “you wanna go to golden corral later?”
rick: “yeah, just as much as i wanna eat dog sh-t.”
a group of people surrounding one person in the form of a circle, cutting them off from escape, while preforming a golden shower. most likely these lesbians are rednecks.
last night those ugly, fat lesbians next door preformed a golden corral on that drunk college girl.
s-xual position where a female takes a male in each hand, one in the mouth, one between the t-ts, one in the v-g-n-, one in the -n-s, and one between her feet. like a buffet of c-ck.
sandra performed the golden corral on several inmates on work release. they were all satisfied.
a golden corral is when a dude whips out his piece and takes a leak on three or more people (against their will).
my friends were all sitting on the couch together so i took them to the golden corral.

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