Golden-Cow


noun; a woman who was once a murf-beast, but is no longer one do your one night of drinking, and while blacked out you slept with her, transforming the murf-beast into a golden-cow.
as the morning sun came though my window the evil murf-beast was gone. in its place was a golden-cow…and the worst hangover i have ever had.

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