Golden Crotch
the blonde equivalent to the fire crotch, but rarer, since even if blondes are somewhat more numerous than redheads (obviously discarding artificial blondes), the golden crotch can only be found among the clearest on the blonde hair spectrum, a very unusual and attractive shiny golden tone, usually no different from the hair color, or not much, unlike most true blondies who have it light brown-ish. usually accompanied by holden hair in the rest of the body, even the eyelashes!
after all the vigorous drunken brawling with catherine last night all that i could remember was that shiny, blinding golden crotch. i felt like i was penetrating a frikin’ star!
that golden crotch was so bling bling that her crabs had fifty hookers each.
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