golden deceiver


a blonde woman who looks good from behind but munted from the front. nice body, shame about the boat race!
i was walking down the street, i saw the back end of this blonde bird who looked very nice, but when i saw her face i realised she was a right “golden deceiver”. like a bulldog licking p-ss off a thistle.

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