Golden Dilophosaurus
during s-x when a chick gets f-cked so hard she p-sses. then the dude catches said stream midair, takes a mouthful, and spits if back in her face as he remounts her.
melvin: omg danny did you see that!? that girl just got the p-ss f-cked out of her!
danny: d-mn dude! he caught her mid-stream then spit it back into her face!!!
hillary: just like that dinosaur from jur-ssic park! he totally just gave her a golden dilophosaurus!
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