golden duck


you get a girl on her knees and start quacking like a duck while you pee all over her.

thanks to donkey, chris, and freak for coming up with this at penn state.
dude #1: dude did your girlfriend just go swimming?
dude #2: nah man, i just gave her the golden duck!
cricketing term

similar to duck, but to be clean bowled by the first ball the batsman faces.
that’s the third golden duck of his season, and it’s only his second game.

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