Golden Feces Effect


a term given to a situation where a male is attracted to a female simply because she is currently the best choice in the room or area. it is key to note that the only reason for the attraction is due to the comparison of the female to the other female population.
-bro, why is jon hitting on marisa? she’s not very hot.

-it’s just the golden feces effect. all the other girls in the room are hideous.

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