golden fuck


reaching the number of s-xually partners equal to your age. similar to “golden birthday” except given that your age and amount of s-xual partners are subject to change, you can have multiple golden f-cks in your life time.
i’m 21, and if i sleep with one more person before my brithday, they will be my golden f-ck.

i totally dig the guy i met at the bar last night, plus he was my golden f-ck. i think i’ll call him.

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