Golden Ghetto


a glossy, high end urban area that is still bascially dysfunctional and jaded.
melrose place comes to mind. as opposed to a traditional ‘ghetto’ community that is destroyed by poverty, the golden ghetto’s problems stem from excess
street name for golden beach cigarettes. you have probably nether seen nor heard of them, because they are about the cheapest, skunkiest cigarettes you can buy. however, they are packaged nicely and resemble “normal” cigarettes in an attempt to be smoke-able. they’re not.
we were running dangerously low on cigarettes, so when my boyfriend wasn’t looking, i slipped him some golden ghettos in his pack of camels, hoping to fool him.

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