Golden Girl Digger


someone who picks up old people to form a relationship so they will be lent money or left in the will. golden girl diggers take little old ladies on walks, brings them grociers, drops in for afternoon visits, etc with no other reason but to collect in 1 – 5 years. golden girl diggers bring utter shock to families, and lawsuits often follow shortly after the victim p-sses away.
being a golden girl digger that she is, paula only volunteers at the local nursery home in hopes to score an old lady that will finance her a new house.

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