Golden Masterbathing


the act of urinating while jerking off in the bathtub. it only counts if you come in the bath water and continue bathing afterwards.
“did you masterbathe this morning?” “yeah, and i’ve been skeeving all day from swimming in my own stew.” i love golden masterbathing.

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