golden mermaid
it’s the fish that always gets away. it’s a bit of folklore. it’s the biggest fish you’ve ever caught or the biggest one that always gets away. a fish story . you finally caught the golden mermaids. somewhat like the story of moby d-ck. or loch ness old nessie.
i went fishing with my best friend ben and he almost caught his golden mermaid.
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