golden raisin
a euphamism for a male body part. the bridge is out.
that tennis ball just hit me in the golden raisins.
when one person in a bathtub is urinated on by others–usually enough to fill the tub a measurable amount. the person then stays in the tub until their skin prunes like a golden raisin.
we threw a house party last weekend and the new girl got a golden raisin.
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