Golden Rescue
if you ever encounter someone who is stuck to a frozen pole by their tongue and there is no hot water around you need to be resourceful. urine is warm enough to dislodge any wet skin or tongue from frozen objects. it is also surprisingly sanitary as well.
my stupid brother thought it would be funny to lick the chair lift while we were skiing. i had no choice but to give him a golden rescue.
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