Golden Schmeeg Award


when somebody has truly and completely f-cked up the night, usually due to their high drug and/or alcohol consumption.
“someone p-ss this dude the golden schmeeg award, he’s magging all over the place.”

“i definitely deserve the golden schmeeg award after thinking i might die on those chems last night.”

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