golden ticket
when, like charlie, you have been given access to the chocolate factory. permission for -n-l.
dude, last night she gave me the golden ticket.
letting women know what your “packing” with by saying you us only the golden wrapped magnums.
hey yo shawty… i got that golden ticket!
a partner’s consent to have s-x
guy 1: i got julie’s golden ticket!!
guy2: so what? people tour that factory every day, if you know what i mean.
a case of miller genuine draft or a single mgd or mgd light refered to as golden ticket because of the all gold beer cans like how coors light is referred to as silver bullets mgd is reffered to as golden tickets
what should we get a 30 brick of silver bullets or golden tickets?
the ultimate gift a certain nurb will give you if you are extremely lucky, the golden ticket is used to gain access to mandyland the ideal fantasy.
nurb: “danza, you did not receive the golden ticket! get out of mandyland you fool!!!”
danza: “but i forgot my golf clubs at mulligans? what am i supposed to do??”
when someone has consumed alot of alcohol and goes to bed with his or her partner. the next morning they awaken to find themselves b-tt naked with no blanket and there partner nowhere to be found. come to find out they urinated all overthemselves and their partner in there sleep.
mike: what wrong with sally today?
john: apparently derek gave her the golden ticket last night.
mike: guess that explains the smell…
when you are good friends with a cop and he rights his name and personal phone number on the back of one of his business cards and if you get pulled over buy a cop you can get out of anything up to a cl-ss b felony but then that ticket expires and you will need to get a new golden ticket
dude i just got out of bringing drugs over the mexican border because my brother gave me a golden ticket for christmas
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