Golden Touch


a person who is very lucky and can fix most problems by mearly touching or slightly tweaking the object, for example, a master it programmer who removes a trojan in only a few keystrokes would be claimed to have the golden touch.
“i can’t believe you fixed that without hardly doing anything, you must have a h-ll of a golden touch!”
after a man is done urinating, and only a few drops of urine remain on the tip of his p-n-s, he touches another person with his p-n-s thus transferring the urine to the other person.
i came out of the bathroom and gave my girlfriend the golden touch.

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