golden walrus


the fat girl with a pretty face that gets skinnier as the beers flow, you kind of feel bad for taking advantage of her but the bl-w j-b was too good to regret.
me- dude, i f-cked tina last night!
friend- holt sh-t dude, that’s a golden walrus if i’ve ever seen one.

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