golden wonder


an expression derived from a leading brand name of crisps (potato chips) in the uk.

taken from the s-xual activity of a “golden shower” – this is the practice of urinating on a s-xual partner.

essentially a “golden wonder” is (hopefully!) an entirely fict-tious s-xual practice – involving the practice of urinating into a half empty crisp packet and bursting it loudly over a naked and prostrate girl.

the term itself is then used to define how “liberated” a lady’s outlook may be in the bedroom.
“met this girl last night and she was filthy as anything – threw me round the bedroom like a rag doll!”
“golden wonder?”
“you betcha!”

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