Goldendale


a small community of farmers, teachers, potheads and wellfare recipients who shine in times of need but otherwise look a little downtrodden.
awesome friends from goldendale put together an amazing speghetti feed to raise money for my little girl when she was sick. thanks, guys!
a good place to go and take a “sh-t”!!
dude i had such a good goldendale yesterday!
one of just a few places where b-st–lity is accepted and promoted, incest is deemed the key to a normal family life. the word pet has been replaced by “s-xual interest” as many have left the use of the opposite s-x for l-stful relations with animals. where the average person is either fat or ugly and with eyes close enough that they touch one another. a place so bad that even indians wont live there. where men get b-n-rs when the rooster crows in the morning.
goldendale where you can bang all the sheep, goats and fugly women you want. just don’t be surprised at the results from that std test.

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