Goldfarb


1) to directly affect, or have a large impact on, a person, event, or process. most often used in a teamwork setting, in a joking manner, to highlight the effect a person had on any particular occurence. not to be confused with “munsoned”, from the movie king pin, to goldfarb is more of a term for multiple uses, and not necessarily negative, but can be.
ex. you really goldfarbed me on that one.
ex. did you goldfarb that last slice of pizza?
to be whiskey bent and h-llbound . or just and asll around bad-ss m-th-f-cker
im going out tonight , might even be goldfarb .

goldfarb just knocked that guy out !
verb

goldfarb, goldfarbing, goldfarbed.
1. to engage in a circuit of rigorous physical activity with the aim of maintaining optimum body health. actions include weight training, cardiovascular exercise, and stretching.
2. to maintain the proper diet in -ssociation with the physical activity. this is a low-carbohydrate, low-fat diet that is high in protein and fiber. one must refrain from refined sugars and starches. micronutrients are obtained through fresh vegetables and fruits such as eating bananas for pot-ssium.
3. to selflessly -ssist others in their pursuit of gaining and maintaining optimum physical health.
4. the act of taking away business from a colleague, such as when a waiter takes a table from another waiter’s station.

from goldfarb, marc. (1973- ) a strangely lovable fitness guru and lifestyle expert/madman of jewish/italian descent from the philadelphia area.
1. my muscles are so sore from all that goldfarbing i did this morning.
2. don’t push that chocolate cake on me, i’m trying to goldfarb.

3. sometimes when i work out i wish i had someone to goldfarb me and keep me motivated.
4. dude, why did you goldfarb me? that was my customer.

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