goldfish guy



(hong kong slang) a child molester, a pedophile. the pedophile would try to coax and abduct a child by promising him with the purchase of some goldfish. hence, the term , ‘goldfish guy’.

it was inspired by a real case in the 70’s
if you pat a random child on the head , you might be suspicious of being a goldfish guy

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