goldfish

in a fish tank, fish will eat nearly anything. so if you have 30 fish, the fish will start eating any fish that looks sick or different. this will continue until you end up with one very large fish, usually the goldfish. much like when a message board gets run over with a few friends who want to monopolize it. they will ceaselessly troll until anyone they aren’t friends with leave. then they’ll move on to another site and do the same until it too ends up with one or two users.
that messageboard used to be a good place to post until those goldfish came and destroyed it.

panda b-tterfly goldfish

ryukin goldfish

pearlscale goldfish

vroom!!!
the snack that smiles back
these things are really addicting
someone with an extremely short memory, or one who is extremely absentminded.

derives from the evolutionary defense mechanism of the american goldfish in order to stave off insanity due to boredom: “wow look at that pretty plastic tree”… “wow look at that pretty plastic tree”… “wow look at that pretty plastic tree”
“d-mn…that sue never learns… she just does the same dumb sh-t over and over again like a goldfish.”
a pet that doesn’t do anything.
my goldfish was named snappy.
great crackers from peppridge farms. they’re baked, not fried, come in different varieties, and smile back. try mixing them up all in one bag.
hmm… pretzel, pizza, cheddar, and color goldfish mixed in one bag.
someone with a memory of 7 seconds or less, as defined by the legendary monty python.
goldfish 1: hey, look at that castle!
goldfish 2: what’s a castle?
goldfish 1: i don’t know, why d’you ask?
goldfish 2: ask what?
goldfish 1: hey, look at that castle!
a v-g-n- with a yeast infection
that b-tch been eating goldfish
1. a cheesy cracker shaped like a fish. it tends to smile back.
2. a person who is very forgetful or seems to have no memory at all.
3. a person who wears gl-sses that make their eyes look huge. much like a goldfish’s.
1. michael: what are those cheesy snacks that always smile?
brian: you mean goldfish?
michael: yeah!

2. amy: did you finish your homework last night?
sarah: …i don’t know…what’d you ask me?

3. nina: you see rachel’s gl-sses?
emily: yeah, now she’s a goldfish.