goldilocks cock


goldilocks c-ck

a p-n-s that is generally said to be of perfect length and girth
lonnie has got me d-ck whipped on his goldilocks c-ck since we started sleeping together.
a p-n-s that is generally said to be of perfect length and girth.
janet: i slept with ed last night…
mandy: really? how big was his junk?
janet: well, it wasn’t too small and it wasn’t too big…
mandy: oh, he’s obviously got a goldilocks c-ck then.

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