Goldilocks syndrome


when the bed is either too soft or too hard, and you have a horrible night sleep
person 1: man i hate working away, it’s so hard too sleep on this bed it’s way too soft.

person 2: looks like you suffering from goldilocks syndrome, better go get some sleeping pills.

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