goldtooth
the speaker on your iphone, used as a primary listening device when your car is so ratchet that it has neither bluetooth nor an aux jack. for best goldtooth sound, the iphone must be placed, speaker out, under the visor.
p-ssenger: d-mn, man, your car ain’t got no aux cord or bluetooth? how is we supposed to listen to prarie home companion podcasts?
driver: (placing his iphone under the visor, while the rich, sonorous, sounds of garrison keillor’s voice are squeezed tinnily out of tiny speaker holes like a steak through a screen) don’t worry, brah. we’ve got goldtooth!
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