Golf Score
the most fudged, inaccurate, yet, flaunted number given by majority of golfers. hit half of your drives into the woods? mulligan. second shot hit behind a tree? move it. flubbed a chip? shhh, n-body saw it. adding up your score at the end of the day? n-body remembers that triple bogie i got on the second hole, lets just say i parred it.
charlie: so how’d you finish today?
andy: shot great, only 2 over par. how bout yourself?
charlie: great round, great round. actually shot 2 under today. can’t wait to celebrate tonight and tell my wife—possibly get some victory s-x.
andy: really? that’s pretty impressive considering you took 11 strokes on the last hole. i counted.
charlie: well, i didn’t count my drive that went into the water, the 4 shots that i nailed into tree branches, the 3 sand shots, and one of the putts.
andy: you forgot to mention you pulled the ball out of the sand with your hand and threw it onto the green, 3 inches from the pin.
charlie: yeah, well that’s probably where my 4th sand shot would’ve gone.
andy: fair enough.
charlie: yeah, overall, i’m pretty happy with my golf score. two under isn’t bad.
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