Golf Throb


some people have ‘heart throbs’ but golf enthusiasts have golf throbs. a golf throb is sought out by those who have great and sometimes scary admiration/infatuation with a single person over their golfing ability. this infatuation can lead to s-xual fantasies and instant erections are known to happen when in their golf throbs presence.
bernard after watching chandler tee off – “did you see how far he hit that ball? that was 400 yards! now excuse me while i go tend to my 3-wood while thinking about my new golf throb.”

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