golfer’s itch
when one hits up the local chili’s to bang some hot sl-ts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.
rico: are you ready to play the poor man’s pebble?
cliff: nah bro, i’ve got the golfer’s itch. i was busy making putts and nailing sl-ts last night at the local chili’s and went full contact, no wraps.
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