Gollum Bangs

(n); long straggly hairs sprouting from the hairline which can most likely be found hanging straight down the forehead of a large and unattractive young woman. they are too thin to be cl-ssified as actual bangs, but not thin enough to go unnoticed. in layman’s terms, the fat girl’s “point of no return” in caring about her appearance. most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and birkenstocks.
“i heard she had let her self go since high school, but i never expected her to have gollum bangs! how sad!”
(n); long straggly hairs hanging down the forehead of a fat girl, sprouting from her hairline. in layman’s terms, the fat girl’s “point of no return” in caring about her appearance. most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and burkenstocks.
“i heard she had let her self go since high school, but i never expected her to have gollum bangs!”
(n); when a female has a few strands of long thin hairs coming straight down on her forehead, usually ending right above the eyes- thus resembling the lotr character, gollum’s, bangs. usually accompanied by a pony tail.
that fat girl at the bar with the pony tail has some gollum bangs!