Gond


a slang and inappropriate word for a man’s private parts. has a really dirty and negative connotation.
those shorts are so tight his whole gond hangs out.
hey, j, nice gond!
stoned without taking any drugs

state achieved by being yourself with other people and reaching an elevated state without help
dude, yesterday at bob’s house, i was so gon’d.

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