Gondom
gay condom. this can go one of two ways – on one hand, gays don’t use condoms since they want to have aids, so saying you’re “using a gondom” means going bareback. on the other hand, when gays do use condoms, since the condom is specifically going to be used for gay s-x, particularly -n-l-spelunking, it stands to reason that gondom is an applicable term.
noun: i have a pocket full of gondoms for when i go out to the gay bar, drink gay drinks, and have gay s-x with gay men. i’m a responsible gay!
phrase: that b-tch is so h-rny she insisted i used gondoms – now i think i have aids. i should have just punched her left t-tty and taken her wallet.
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