Gonger

strictly a hockey term used to describe a situation that was or could become out of control involving lots of dirty sl-ts and a lot of booze. this term is unknown to civilians outside the dressing room and is a word used with pride and cl-ss by some of the dirtiest hockey men alive. strictly a cl-ss word.
“f-ck boys me and stewy wheeled two broads last night and stewy p-ssed on my broad while she was fingering amy’s -sshole, it was a f-cking gonger and a half.”
generally used by hockey players, can be used to describe a person,place, thing, action or an occurance. can be used in both positive and negative ways.

stems from the saying “gong show”

a) person- ” f-ck did you see the way jimmy played today?”
“yeah he looked like some kind of sh-thead gonger.”

b) place- “hey is that new bar any good?”
“naww its a f-ckin gonger.”

c) thing- ” d-mn straight amy sucked my gonger last night”

d) occurance- ” sh-t that party last night was a gonger!”

e) action- ” yo man you want to come gonging with us tonight?”
a rather large lip of long cut dip, preferably encomp-ssing the entire bottom lip. these are primarily shared by friends but may be enjoyed by oneself in the comfort of one’s home.
joe: hey liam, what time is it?
liam: it’s about gonger o’clock maybe even half past a gonger. can i b-m a gongski?

eric: normally i have a v-g-n-piece and throw in pouches, but i’ll throw in a gonger tonight, what the hey
nose slime/bogie/snot
look at that boy with the great big green gonger dangling from his hooter.
a very long, green and sticky gob of mucus, the kind that can do cartwheels through the air.
uhhhh, he has big gonger on the back of his blazer.
an unknown pig like creature who is obsessed with r-t-rds and p-ss.
get of me you f-cking gonger!
one of the worlds most useless, waste of sp-ce, human beings ever encountered. brings absolutely nothing to a conversation. often seen staring inappropriatly and obviously at womens chests and -sses. said to have the game of an emaciated haitian and the driving skills of helen keller.
yo, did you guys see gonger last night wrapped around that telephone pole?

gonger surprising went home alone after doing “she bangs” at the karaoke bar.

where did all the pepper pizza go??? oh sh-t i forgot gonger was even here he hasnt said a word tonight that pizza eating -sshole.

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