Gonk, The


the t-tle of the “official” mall muzak in the original “dawn of the dead”. sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.
if my local mall played muzak like “the gonk”, it wouldn’t make me want to buy, buy, buy. it’d make me want to leave, leave, leave!

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